Me: ah, yes. Home alone. I can do whatever I want!
Me: *turns TV up a couple notches*
Me: *watches YouTube videos without headphones*
Me: getting crazy up in here

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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bobbyhoying:

A silent guardian. A watchful protector. A dark knight. 

bobbyhoying:

A silent guardian. A watchful protector. A dark knight. 

metidation:

r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

giggle:

why i’ll never work at fast foods

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I am figuring out which parts of my personality are mine 
and which ones I created to please you.
The Dust On This Poem Could Choke You/ Lora Mathis lora-mathis (via possibilityofliving)

goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

sextradite:

ridge:

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

illegalaustralien:

Friend: If you had a superpower, which one would you choose?

Me:

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yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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