antiteen:

friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill

girlwithdeathmask:

Me: *ignores boy*
Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍

pospiscal:

trying to comfort a friend
image

czechoslogothia:

thingswewontremember:

tokomon:

it wasn’t a glass it was an apple, asshole.

i miss these shows more then ill miss my wife when she dies 

"if that would have hit her in her brain, she could’ve died!"

punacceptable:

sext: that looks infected

hellanerd:

How to eat salad

bewbin:

People: *try accusing me of being part of the illuminati*

Me: △?

banderboucher:

The meta sequel to that dumb frank video that got popular

hervacationh0me:

SCRIPTURE.

byrongraffiti:

Iconic

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god