if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again
american sex education be like
A silent guardian. A watchful protector. A dark knight.
r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???
by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
why i’ll never work at fast foods
*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment
IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR
ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?
IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.
Friend: If you had a superpower, which one would you choose?
teacher: you’re 5 minutes late