friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill
Me: *ignores boy*
Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍
trying to comfort a friend
it wasn’t a glass it was an apple, asshole.
i miss these shows more then ill miss my wife when she dies
"if that would have hit her in her brain, she could’ve died!"
sext: that looks infected
How to eat salad
People: *try accusing me of being part of the illuminati*
The meta sequel to that dumb frank video that got popular
me: *drinks water* health god