March 2012
me on tumblr: lol omg wtf ur duMB
me irl: that word is supposed to be capitalized that's not how you use a semicolon it's you're not your don't use text speak you illiterate douche canoe
pregnat:
this is how i flirt with boys
Watchunsexual:
omG
the girl on fire, the boy with the bread.
love so real it messes with your head.
star-crossed lovers from a coal dusted hell.
forced to kill at the ring of a bell.
February 2012
0 posts
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
beyoncebeytwice:
the hunger games
vocaroo:
whenever i masturbate i always violently whisper the swedish national anthem
the0mega:
unfreshing:
people come for the ass and stay for the sass
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH IN MY LIFE. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
annefranksgasmask:
if my daughter ever become obsessed with horses im going to send her to ethiopia until she behaves
Watch
Watchtomahok:
♡ *♡* 0FFiCE X H0E * ♡* ♡
