December 2011
Dec 30th
37 notes
Dec 30th
77,216 notes
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
Dec 30th
66,633 notes
Dec 30th
3,025 notes
Dec 29th
61 notes
Dec 29th
17,580 notes
Dec 29th
2,779 notes
Mom: What time did you go to bed last night?
Me: That information is confidential.
Dec 27th
40,749 notes
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Dec 27th
118,420 notes
Dec 27th
7,335 notes
Dec 26th
40,789 notes
Dec 25th
7,314 notes
Dec 25th
546 notes
Dec 25th
5,776 notes
Dec 25th
42,576 notes
Dec 25th
197 notes
When someone attractive but personality is ugly...
infamoushype:
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
21,605 notes
Dec 25th
44,993 notes
ericwhoreman: i will give blowjobs for bigmacs
Dec 25th
43 notes
Dec 25th
63,656 notes
Dec 25th
144 notes
Dec 25th
944 notes
Dec 25th
15,065 notes
Dec 25th
63,609 notes
Dec 25th
37,456 notes
Dec 25th
389 notes
Dec 25th
112,827 notes
Dec 25th
3,793 notes
Dec 25th
307 notes
Dec 23rd
21,588 notes
Dec 23rd
4,274 notes
Dec 23rd
1,068 notes
Dec 23rd
12,868 notes
Dec 23rd
19,342 notes
Dec 23rd
1,192 notes
Dec 23rd
17,766 notes
Dec 23rd
386 notes
Dec 22nd
Dec 22nd
Dec 22nd
18,125 notes
Dec 22nd
2,321 notes
Dec 22nd
121,576 notes
Dec 22nd
797 notes
Dec 22nd
69,065 notes
WatchWatch
tsarcasm: vnicorn: I. CAN’T. this is pure comedy omg this makes me so happy
Dec 22nd
28,449 notes
Dec 22nd
9,876 notes
Dec 22nd
81 notes
Dec 22nd
12,489 notes
Dec 22nd
193,425 notes