December 2011
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
Mom: What time did you go to bed last night?
Me: That information is confidential.
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
When someone attractive but personality is ugly...
infamoushype:
ericwhoreman:
i will give blowjobs for bigmacs
tsarcasm:
vnicorn:
I. CAN’T.
this is pure comedy
omg this makes me so happy