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paulaamc: nyokki: ihasherpeslol: gloomysundae: jimlois : -jones : karochan : -watanuki : smokindankwithreptar : brandieisaindiehipster I lent* $500 to Tyra Banks because I couldn’t find any cocaine to do instead.  I woke up naked next to Lady Gaga because I’m a crackwhore. i started a band with justin bieber, because he/she (in case, she) stole my bike eu criei uma banda com o justin bieber, porque ele/ela (ela, no caso) roubou minha bicicleta. -q baby, baby, baby, NO kick bieber I ballroom danced with Lady Gaga because she stole my bike ._. I ballroom danced with Justin Bieber because my parents told me to. shitty.

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jimlois : -jones : karochan : -watanuki : smokindankwithreptar : brandieisaindiehipster

I lent* $500 to Tyra Banks because I couldn’t find any cocaine to do instead.

 I woke up naked next to Lady Gaga because I’m a crackwhore.

i started a band with justin bieber, because he/she (in case, she) stole my bike eu criei uma banda com o justin bieber, porque ele/ela (ela, no caso) roubou minha bicicleta. -q

baby, baby, baby, NO kick bieber

I ballroom danced with Lady Gaga because she stole my bike ._.

I ballroom danced with Justin Bieber because my parents told me to. shitty.

Reblogged 1 year ago from catpoops (Originally from yourbaptismm)
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